Black Dwarf Wants To Know: Are You Up For Being A Martian?

So word on the street is that their is this really rich weirdo named Elon Musk that wants to colonize Mars, but does anybody actually want to live there?

Here’s what we know about Mars. You have to endure a 3 to 6 month trip trapped in a cramped ship eating space rations and sleeping strapped to your bed. Mars has no atmosphere or magnetic shield and therefore you will be exposed to prolonged radiation leading to your hair and teeth falling out and a slow and painful death. You will have to live in a bubble. Do you like rocks? Mars has plenty of rocks.

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